Tuesday, January 20, 2004

:: The Devil no more ::

In a previous post I talked about how I am the Devil. Well, I'm here now to disprove that claim. I was at that school tonight talking to a high school football player named Daryl about sports reporting for this work experience project he's doing in school. Because I volunteered my time, the school gave me a Glenmary keychain. And when I held this keychain from the Catholic school, it did not burn my palm ala Gollum and the elvish rope in the second Lord of the Rings movie, and not once did I scream out "It burns us, it burns us!"

If I were as evil as originally thought, this religious relic would surely have seared my evil flesh, don't you think?

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