On Patriotism....
A woman in the office mentioned how she'd eaten beaver once. (No, this comment isn't actually the funny part, despite the fact the three guys in our department had to really bite our tongues.)
Steve: I don't know if I could eat a beaver.
Me: Yeah, me neither. I mean, it's a beaver, what do you do after that, wipe your mouth with the Canadian flag?
Steve: Yeah, then you pay for it all with loonies and go out and shoot a moose in the face.
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