Monday, March 15, 2010

:: A status thing ::

Dear Facebook users,

You may think your status is particularly profound or deep, but I regret to inform you that this is not the case. By posting some lame "famous" quote, or by repeating some tired, cliched truism and passing it off as philosophy, you are not impressing anyone.

What you are doing, is trying too hard. We can all notice, and you look ridiculous.

That said, if your status alternative to these pearls of wisdom is either a) a detailed item-by-item schedule of event for your day; b) how great your baby/boyfriend/wife is; or c) some emo bullshit, please continue spouted hackneyed philosophy, as it is the lesser of the evils.

Or better yet – leave it blank. 

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