:: This is why there's still crime ::
14-year-old fools Chicago cops and goes on patrol
Police Chief: Jeez, I can't believe this has happened again. This is getting embarassing.
Judge: Yeah, just crazy. What're the odds?
Police Chief: What should we do? Lock him up? Let him off the hook? Send him to juvi?
Judge: I don't know. A stern lecture might do the trick.
Police Chief: Yeah, that should work.
I have an idea, geniuses: Take his uniform away.
He lucked into one, somehow, but how many do you think he's fucking got, anyway?
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