Heard this conversation after a recent hockey game when I was hanging out, eating pizza with the coach and some of the players after the team won.
The coach was guarding a 2 litre bottle of Coke, and drinking it quickly.
Player: You're really goin' to town on that Coke eh coach?
Coach: Well tonight I need all the caffeine and energy I can get.
Coach: Victory sex.
Player: Victory sex? But we win every game.
Coach: Why do you think I like you guys so much?