Classic Times: A collection of curse words and failures

"Do you think we could be any cooler?" - Jeremy, asking us as we sat around in a deserted parking lot doing absolutely nothing.

The answer Jeremy, is yes. We can be much cooler. Don't believe me? Check out the new game we created out of sheer boredom.

:: ConeBall ::

So me, Chris, Ian, Jeremy and Sean were sitting around in a parking lot tossing a football around. One of us, I can't remember who, took a tall skinny traffic cone that was lying around and put the football on top of it, sort of like teeball. Then we took an orange, wooden tree stake to use as a bat. The goal was to see who could hit the football the farthest. We judged distance by how many painted parking lines the ball cleared before hitting the ground. Here are the results:

GOLD: Chris
SILVER: Nick
BRONZE: Jeremy
PARTICIPATION PIN: Sean
NOT EVEN CLOSE: Ian

Yeah, we're geeks. Shutup.