As personal public relations rep for Christene (I was originally hired to soothe the media backlash after she allegedly killed a drifter in 1993... it was later blamed on Eddie Furlong), I would like to announce that she has dropped "Christene Sucks" as the title of her blog.
The title change was considered primarily for legal reasons, and to conform to business and marketing laws that prohibit misleading advertising – because for the most part, she does not suck. (On a related note, blog titles such as "Nick is a Douchebag" and "Kyle's an asshole" are still acceptable).
So effective this morning, her blog has been officially McCallistered.
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