:: Bury Bonds ::
Like pretty much every baseball fan, I'm so sick of Barry Bonds news stories it makes me, well, sick.
If he breaks a home run record, then write something. If he gets caught with steroids in his locker, then by all means, bring out the tape recorders and TV cameras.
But for the love of God, we don't need stories like this one. We've pretty much been documenting every time the fucking guy takes a piss. I know that linked story is just a game preview, but c'mon, tell us something we don't already know. You can't see it there, but the headline you had to click on to get to that page said "Bonds still stuck on 712 home runs."
So, to paraphrase, "Bonds not doing anything right now" or "Bond's currently having nap, not hitting homers"
It's the same as writing a story titled "Plane lands safely, nobody hurt"
I hate Barry Bonds as much as the next non-Giants fan, but just let him fade away already.
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