"To quote Aristotle: Fuck you guys." - Buchs
"Fuck New Orleans. I didn't give them shit." - Jer
Ian: I hate suction at the dentist.
Kels: What, would you rather choke?
Ian: I'd rather spit in the dentist's face.
"I hate cats. I'd rather run them over." - Jason (A guy at my company conference)
"If you were in Vietnam, I'd shoot you." - Buchs to Kels, cuz she's apparently Asian.
More stuff to come later, maybe...