:: Day 1 ::
Today it was back to the gym - beginning Phase 2 of what I previously dubbed The Nick Rebuilding Plan. I'm already down 41 lbs. with, I figure, 40 more to go.
Gimme six or seven months and every dick from high school who mocked me, and every drunken jackass I ever had to punch for calling me fat (ahem, Bucholtz) will be eating their words.
And every chick who ever said 'No' will be wishing they hadn't.
Too late now bitches*.
*Editor's note: I don't actually think you're bitches. I just like acting tough.
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