Friday, August 14, 2009

"I'm lucky I got married. I count my lucky stars every day that I get to see a boob." - Jeremy, after somebody made some dating joke/comment.

:: Find someone on Craigslist and shutup already ::

Even on the best of days, under the finest of circumstances, I do not want to hear two stauncy-independent single women – one in her 40s, the other in her mid-50s – discuss dating and the single life.

Especially when one of them says something like this:

"The problem with men is that they have to be taken care of. That's why I don't date – I've been taking care of men since I was 17 years old, and frankly, I've just had enough of it. I don't have time for that anymore."

Yeah, that's why you don't date.

Sure it is, sweetheart. Sure it is.

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