Chris, on being indispensible at work...
"I may have an easy job - a job a monkey could do, but nobody else there knows how to do my job except me. So if this monkey left, all those other chimpanzees would just be standing around going, 'Duh...what fucking tree do we climb?"
That is one of my favourite quotes of all-time.
While some sex show on T.V. talked about 'chakra centres'
"The only chakra centre I care about is a milk chakra centre." - Jeremy, lover of chocolate.