"I need more booze...because I'm funny!" - Amanda
"Are you loaded?!" - Amanda again...then she fell over after asking the question.
"Even your olive skin can't contend with my blackness." - Buchs, to Kels.
Amanda: Why can't I call Bobby?
Me: Because that's the T.V. remote.
Buchs: You know...the hospital waitress?
Me: The nurse?
Buchs: Yeah, that's it.
"Jesus is the best wingman ever. He'll take the fat chick every time." - Buchs.
"It's time to say 'Get on your knees or just get out.'" - Bobby, on his philosophy.
"I'm making a fool of myself." - Amanda.
(as an aside, notice the quote variety? Not just one or two people. Whiners)
Last night was a bit of a mess - Amanda, for example, was drunk by noon! It was her last day of classes, so she was drinking with her school buddies. A few of us hung out and my place for awhile, then me, Amanda and Kelsey headed to Sharks.
Amanda lasted only about a half hour before running out of steam, so she left. Bobby came by for a bit too, and bought some Jack Frosts. Then he left to go pick up a wandering Bucholtz, who was on 96th sitting on the side of the road, chugging 7-UP out of a 2-litre bottle.
So the rest of the night, we had a couple more drinks, then Bobby came and picked me up at about 1:15 and I left Kels there...not sure where she ended up really. I came home and passed out, woke up at 4:45 and was a little confused as to what the hell was going on.
As an aside, I really don't like those mornings where you wake up and nobody's around, and you don't really know where or how everybody ended up, but that tends to happen a lot lately.
Meh.
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