:: Back by popular demand ::
At long last, the hiatus is over. I know I said the blog was discontinued til Brad got better - and I still stand by my claim that it doesn't feel right without him - but I've also come to the realization that it will be awhile yet until he's up and given'r again, and I know you people don't want to wait that long.
Turns out you just can't get enough of me. Can't say I blame you either, what with my clever wit, good looks, and charming personality.
So I'm back baby.
Since Halloween I have actually been writing stuff down, with the plan of making a few monster posts to catch Brad up on what's he missed. I'm not going to recap every single event for you right now, cuz that would take awhile, but I will toss a few quotes your way, collected at times over the last few months. More will come later.
So what's been shaking the last few months? Well, for starters, there were many, many hospital visits in November - such large crowds that we were once asked to leave by a nurse. (On a related note, Cindy wants more people to visit again now. Go say hi to Brad if you've got the time. Even if you don't, make the time and do it anyway. It's the holidays and people need to be with their friends).
Some hospital quotes....
Somebody: We shouldn't be so loud.
Kels: Who cares, everybody here is in a coma.
After the second night, some of us went to The Spaghetti Factory for a late dinner. Scott, Bobby and Buchs ordered Caesars. At one point, Kels just broke into a mini fit of laughter - not even because she said something funny but because she almost said it. Yes, we're now so impressed with ourselves we're laughing at stuff we don't even say. What was so funny you ask?
"Scott, can I eat your bean?"
Yep. Not even going to say anything more about that. Nothing, I swear.
There was also one strangely funny moment, when Kels and I realized we had both ordered the EXACT same thing, right down to drinks and appetizers:
Caesar salad
Corona
Seafood Linguine
Buchs: You ordered the same thing? You're like an old married couple!
Me and Kels at the same time: Shutup!!
Buchs: Proved my point right there.
Ugh. Outsmarted by Kyle Bucholtz. Youch.
And, now to liquidate some of the older quotes - from the Halloween party at Dave's house. Brad, I'm doing this for your benefit, because I know you won't have any memory of the night. But here's the rundown: You were Batman, Sean was a hideous-looking Robin. There were young girls there who were sloots. You may or may not have got with one of them - I honestly can't remember. Just to make it sound better, let's say you got with three. At once.
Nice work.
"I wish you could just push a button and be drunk." - Kels
"What's in my pocket? Oh, it's cheese." - Kels
When some young sluts left early...
"What, curfew?" - Kels
Buchs (to some girl): Wanna go upstairs?
Kelsey (butting in): Worse two minutes of your life.
Jer: I don't know why Colorado signed May.
Brad: Maybe because his last name is a month.
"I have the hugest wedgie. It's like a taco in my ass." - Brad.
Wow, sure feels good to see Brad's name attached to a stupid quote again, even if it is old.
Tune in later on while I purge the rest of the quotes and stories while we play catch-up.
Coming up: Dinner party at Tara's house, some random parties, and me and Kelsey go to a Canucks' game.
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