"It did not get cool until I got here."
I woke up this morning to this text message from Fort McMurray:
"You posted quotes yesterday and not a word about my birthday... gone r the days of birthdays shout-outs, apparently.... Hurtful."
Jesus Christ. A person gets all this shit for her birthday - and 24th birthday, for that matter (not exactly a milestone to begin with) - and she's still fucking complaining about the lack of a mention on a crappy, 25-readers-a-day blog.
Some people are just so ungrateful.
But as I've often said - it pays to complain, so in honour of Kelsey Lundquist's 24th birthday, I will repost what is probably my favourite Kelsey quote of all-time:
"If I fold down the seats in the Cougar I could have sex with like four people at once!"
So there's your damn shout-out. Happy Birthday - you asked for it.
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