There are plenty of ways, of course. But for starters, when somebody asks somebody else a question – keeping in mind that nobody asked you, you're just sitting nearby – do not butt into the conversation by saying, "Well the short answer is..."
.... and then proceed with a really long fucking answer that, in actuality, doesn't answer the question at all, lengthy or otherwise.
And once your way-too-long "answer" is complete, certainly don't continue the conversation (long after everyone has moved on) by adding your opinions and theories on the matter to whomever is still within earshot.
Because here's a short answer for ya: Nobody cares!
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