"I'm dicking his daughter, why wouldn't he want to buy me beer?" - Bucholtz
"I can't wait to start killing people now." - Paterson, after someone gave him this really cool knife/mini sword thing for his birthday.
Me: I'm at Safeway right now, what kind of pizza do you want?
Jay: I don't care, I like pretty much everything - just nothing with like moose on it or anything.
Me: OK, got it - no moose on the pizza. Good call.
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